Put Your Shirt On

I'm just going to go ahead and say what all of us are thinking... please, put your shirt on. Seriously I don't want to see that shit. I know what I'm workin with and I know better to stand outside in December with my shirt off acting like I am not cold, talking to my buddy. I feel no harm or shame being without said shirt in the privacy of my own home or that of someones who I might have gone home with. But, I know that I have not hit the gym hard enough to be wrassling around with my shirt off in the public's view. Also, unfortunately I was cursed, some say blessed, with that Armenian/Japanese thing where I have some hair in places that I don't really think it should be. On another note, why are you at home, in your front yard with your shirt off anyways at 11:45? That's another blog post for another day. Please, let's get realistic, you should know if you have the public shirt off body or not. If your workin with a front that may or may not look like a ladies from 10 feet away or more, if your tummy has had one too many 30 packs of Keystone Light, and if it looks like your permanently rockin' a sweater than NO, you do not have the public shirt off body. So please, put your shirt on. But I'm also going to say that if you have recently been on the cover of Men's Health or Natural Fitness and Bodybuilding then please, take your shirt off! I do not mind at all... I may be non-gender discrimnatory (Thanks Sarah!) but I can fully FULLY appreciate a fine body.