Tuesday, December 15, 2009
E fing Harmony
Really guys? E*harmony? That is a pathetic and thinly veiled effort to try and set me up on what I think is for social outcasts and fatties? I am neither (at least in my mind) I don't want to write to many disparaging comments about these two douches because they are my only followers but sometimes I want to beat them up. Come on... Susan Isgrigs (look her up in the yearbook, she was the mute sidekick of Michelle Lee) sister met her husband on E*harmony, flew to some podunk town in Washington state and got engaged after like 4 months or something. Seriously, that is sick. I would rather take my changes at Bobby Salazar's and meet a guy from Baaaassston that I think is 24 but apparently over the loud music and one too many Goldschlagger shots actually said he was 34. Yikesssss.... it's alright, what is worse is that Star proceeded to make out with his Aussie friend who was about a foot shorter than her.... hahahaha oh, and the cherry on top of that night? The aussie was apparently a MMA fighter pre-UFC... hahahah classic.... this little story could only be topped off by the nuts which is when Star and Parker proceeded to actually meet these guys in their hotel room and then go on the worse date ever to Silver Dollar Hofbrau, the only highlight of the night was that we didn't have to pay for any of the alcohol that was needed for us to actually pretend we were in the moment with these two jokers... the interesting thing is that up to about two years ago I used to get phone calls periodically from that guy... I think I dry humped him one night in his Honda mini-van that he and the aussie would use to sell speakers to unsuspecitng dopes off the streets. CLASSIC!
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I think that the facts should be doubled checked! Hope or Alisha, its seems that her name is changed periodically during the course of the story, never met anyone in a hotel room, made out with this lad or went out on a date to the Hofbrau! I don't think that despite her small town roots of Merced, she would allow herself to be seen with anyone other than the author in that bar. Exceptions can be made if there was time between a wedding ceremony and the wedding reception to get a quick drink. Another point should be made, alcohol is never paid for by Hope or Alisha and it should never be if she is doing the entertaining that night.
ReplyDeleteboopsie to bobby's.. talk about the classic place to meet the douche bag of your dreams...
ReplyDeleteok so forget E harmony,forget susan isgrig's sister, and lets DEFINITELY forget anything or anyone we have have encountered at Bobby's... especially ugly faced big nosed small eye white men who listen to 50 cent, grew up in clovis and have a small penis. whoops just sayin'.
parker james you are no fit for e harmony, i shall do 5 hail mary's to receive forgiveness....